I fucking hate those pickups. Most likely to be driven by a drunk driving maga. And also NEVER pulled over for anything because the cops are the same kids from high school in a nothing town they never left.
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this is incredibly fucked up. like you've never heard of cannabis.
A reminder to not take life advice from the image posts in a shitposting forum
Yeah that image looks like a Ford when it should be a Dodge.
skeptical face...
I don't see a river anywhere in that picture!
that seems like you just want to be boring.
Alcohol doesn't help. Neither does the drugs. Try eating 6 devilled eggs
You will absolutely not regret eating 7 devilled eggs
Your life will be so much better after eating 8 deviled eggs
Your life may even peak at 9 deviled eggs
Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 deviled eggs
Damn it Ricky
Eh, why not, why shouldn't I have a 10th deviled egg?
I mean, the whole dozen is right there.
Better yet, a bakers dozen, just to be sure.
I find that 30-40 olives get me in the right place when I’m in the pits
hold your olives
Instead of eating 6 devilled eggs, Try drinking a jug of eggnog!
Instructions unclear. Ate the devils ass
That's the vegan variant
No no, reading between the lines, happiness comes from having a small dick and a huge truck.
Look, I can't really finance a bigger dick.
But the truck? Dealership said I qualify for a 128 month, $0 down loan at $1200 a month! I'd be stupid to turn that down!
It's practically free money, and at the end of the lease you can just give it back at no charge and invest in an even bigger truck
"Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems." ~Homer, the philosopher.
If you're not good in relationships, it's best to figure that out, and accept it sooner rather than later. Also, blaming the end of a relationship entirely on the other person, and going on blissfully unaware of your own issues is a good way to repeat your failures. It takes two to tango, take responsibility for your half of the relationship and your mistakes. Decide whether you want to change those things about yourself, if that's even possible, and be aware of what you do in relationships when picking your next potential mate.
Depression comes from alcohol, but the sentiment is correct.