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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I never wanted to be a part of your stupid polycule anyway!

sniff, sob

I'll start my own polycule. It's going to be bigger and better than yours! You'll see! You'll all see!

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That is the monologue from the origin story of the weirdest batman villain

[–] isame@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

I fucking knew it.

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

I been here before with my friend group party-parenti

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I am never invited anywhere soviet-pout

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You should team up with dort owl to make the counter-cule.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

screm-a who who who who hot hoot come here Doooooooooorttttowleeeee letsss start acountterkewlllllleee!!!! owl-pissed

[–] The_Grinch@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

My polycule is so exclusive it's a monocule

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

To paraphrase someone, I'm not sure I'd want to be part of any polycule that would want me.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

What's up with the Zizians anyway?