Poopopticon
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Panplopticon
Poopticon has a better splash to it
Pooöpticon
Pooplopticon
Welcome back, ancient Roman plumbing
It's the hearts that really get me
Hey babe let's go shit on the poly toilet /jk
Oh sorry did we forget to invite you to the last Badposting Community Think Tank? We will next time that was a real oversight on our part
can it spin around like a carousel?
Tilt it sideways like that childbirth aid and crank up the speeds
cybersyn
I don't see tp or bidets, these are Chinese ghost toilets
Ooh, the piss on the floor is going to be so concentrated 
This is RETVRN content. Communal shitting arrangements were common from antiquity and into the modern age. Privacy is a recent invention.
i think about wherever this is several times a day
Round bowl toilets are an abomination and a sin against god.
nice cupholders
oh, those aren't ashtrays?
I thought they were to hold (plant based) chikin nuggets so you can consume and expel at the same time.
Or maybe they could also be used as makeshift salsa bowls so you can sit there and enjoy your bag of chips.
bowl of chocolate pudding (no utensils allowed)
now let's all join hands, make eye contact with the one across from you, and PUSH!
generated? or did someone actually build this
Unless there’s a skylight above that vanity or a ghost toilet reflected in the shower, I’m 100% positive this is generated.
Ancient Rome remains the champion of communal pooping architecture
This is my house, me and Kid Rock hang out here after our sauna workout
His and hers and his and theirs and hers and his
Tbh it's just "theirs"
Jesus, everything under the sun, right? I suppose this isn't entirely surprising, there's always some crazy person that says "you know what would be cool in my McMansion? Eight different toilets so I can grimace at other people as I shit".
"you know what would be cool in my McMansion? Eight different toilets so I can grimace at other people as I shit".
~ me if I were rich
Long hard stare then farting noises