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[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] miz@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

Panplopticon

[–] SwitchyandWitchy@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Poopticon has a better splash to it

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] GoodBleanis@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Pooplopticon

Welcome back, ancient Roman plumbing

[–] degen@midwest.social 8 points 1 day ago

It's the hearts that really get me

[–] SwitchyandWitchy@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

Hey babe let's go shit on the poly toilet /jk

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Oh sorry did we forget to invite you to the last Badposting Community Think Tank? We will next time that was a real oversight on our part

[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

can it spin around like a carousel?

[–] whats_a_lemmy@midwest.social 4 points 23 hours ago

Tilt it sideways like that childbirth aid and crank up the speeds

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago
[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

I don't see tp or bidets, these are Chinese ghost toilets

Ooh, the piss on the floor is going to be so concentrated sicko-hazmat

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

This is RETVRN content. Communal shitting arrangements were common from antiquity and into the modern age. Privacy is a recent invention.

[–] orlando@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

i think about wherever this is several times a day

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Round bowl toilets are an abomination and a sin against god.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

oh, those aren't ashtrays?

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I thought they were to hold (plant based) chikin nuggets so you can consume and expel at the same time.

Or maybe they could also be used as makeshift salsa bowls so you can sit there and enjoy your bag of chips.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

bowl of chocolate pudding (no utensils allowed)

[–] BeUnique@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

now let's all join hands, make eye contact with the one across from you, and PUSH!

[–] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

generated? or did someone actually build this

[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Unless there’s a skylight above that vanity or a ghost toilet reflected in the shower, I’m 100% positive this is generated.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ancient Rome remains the champion of communal pooping architecture

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is my house, me and Kid Rock hang out here after our sauna workout

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

His and hers and his and theirs and hers and his

[–] degen@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago

Tbh it's just "theirs"

[–] wolfinthewoods@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jesus, everything under the sun, right? I suppose this isn't entirely surprising, there's always some crazy person that says "you know what would be cool in my McMansion? Eight different toilets so I can grimace at other people as I shit".

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"you know what would be cool in my McMansion? Eight different toilets so I can grimace at other people as I shit".

~ me if I were rich

[–] wolfinthewoods@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Long hard stare then farting noises