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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Step 1: no more booba in vidyagaem

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago
[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

Step 2: What if, hypothetically, I want to say the word? What if I want to say racial slurs and people start disliking me for it? That is the first start of the rollback of free speech, a core and sacred part of the Constitution. So, by disapproving of racial slurs, it seems, that you are actually helping to destroy America.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

And then a step to the left

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I can't unhear "wet ass p word" in his tattletale voice every time I see Beam Shallino in a thumbnail or his name in print. It's like living with the worst parrot.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How these people are considered “cool” according to 99.99% of the internet is beyond me.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

It's really like 10% of the internet but they never shut the fuck up

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] SockOlm@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I keep trying, but Amerikkka still isn't destroyed doggirl-cry

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

We just need to keep getting gayer

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

cause ben is a shitty writer and these steps are not actionable. smh i expected better from the writing icon ben shapiro

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

Bench appearo

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

Step one: sell our houses to Aquaman

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Because these steps involve being a liberal.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But I thought we were all liberals here?

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

You maybe, I'm wearing the One True Leftist hat this week.

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 8 months ago

Stop edging I can only get so hard