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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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More like Dork_owl haha got’em rip-bozo

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

phoenix-smug PKMKII, more like...

phoenix-think um...

phoenix-sweat Well..

phoenix-bashful N-no, wait, I'll think of something.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

edgeworth-shrug Seems like the cat got your tongue, bird. Or maybe it was the "owl"?

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Seems like the cat got your tongue

I did no such thing, I was actually asleep at the time and my mom doesn't let me outside

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

edgeworth-smug Indoor cat you say? A likely story.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Haha more like dirt_owl hahah ami right hawhawhaww!

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No that's a stupid name so one would choose that ever you're crazy

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Like those things exist owls made of dirt 🙄

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A sand owl makes more sense

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago

As long as you use urine for the moisture so it has that authentic piss stank

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

i always read your username as pikmin

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

dor(i)t(o)_owl

theory-gary no-copyright

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

Lmaoooooooo they'll never recover from this

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

door_towel lmfao owned

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

dork owl? yeah, they're a dork. weak ass 1/1 that taps for mana. not even gonna chump block anything