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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I would never pinch

spoilerUntil you trust me and place me close to vulnerable parts.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 8 hours ago

Delightfully devilish

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 2 points 10 hours ago

I would pinch EVERYTHING

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

LITERALLY me when I wake up and become crab from my favorite techno album of all time. Pinch, pinch, pinch.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ummmmm this is jungle sweaty

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't listen to much music so I have no clue what jungle is lol

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] axont@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Serious answer ONLY (don't waste my time)

Serious answerpee pee poo poo

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I would pinch everything I see. Infinite pinches on the First World

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How would you avoid being captured and boiled? Asking for a friend

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

We all must die. But I wont die until I have pinched them all. My goal is to pinch the POTUS. The trick is to start dancing after you pinched someone. Which will lead you to Tiktok fame instead in a pot. Once on Tiktok we will use our fame to get close to the POTUS and pinch them.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Your dedication is inspiring, comrade

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 3 points 1 day ago

If I woke up as a crab I'd go to bed again until I wake up as a lobster.

Then I'd pinch.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

I pinch toes

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

How would you reach the tushy tho, you're just a little crob?

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Oh, now I understand. Carry on.