Honestly this could hurt more sex workers than the og did. But it would be Legal this time
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Yesterday I was convinced I had finished the Internet. Then this showed up.
Jack the Ripper but it’s the 80s so he’s Jack the Gipper
What if it was Jack the ripper, but he's just ripping wet farts
Damn beat me to it
Jack the rip-a big FART IN YO FACE
Edit: catdaddy already made the joke im leaving mine up for shame
Hive mind achieved
jack the ripped and all he does is deadlift you
Wait, is this a reference?
Nah
Here's your reference &c
Jack but he's a lovely customer at your restaurant - Jack the Tipper
the house flipper has the same bodycount
jack the ripper's arch nemesis who goes around quickly stitching up knife wounds:
jack the zipper
Jack the Ripper but all he does is upload BRRIP x265 torrents so he's good actually.
What if it's Jack The Stripper and he harvest wheat/rye/barley/oats/rice spikes without cutting the culms
jack the house flipper ripped the heart and soul out of my childhood home 
And his dastardly partner in the US, H. H. Homes
He's the same as before but really clumsy. Jack the Slipper.
Jack the Ripper but he's on Gilligan's Island, Jack the Skipper