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[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Because it weighs the same as a duck

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

It's a witch!

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

wtf is this science shit

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

modern cruise ships are built to be so ugly as the sea will refuse to swallow them

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

The boat is wider than the water column under it so it can't fit inside it. mac-concern

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is the arrow really necessary?

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Maybe someone might think of another ship not in the image? /s

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

YT slop videos looooove arrows pointing to the one or two things in focus

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Cries shits and leaves.

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hopes and Dreams plays as the boat leaves the dock

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

they strap a lot of witches to the bottom of it

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because it doesn't want to get wet.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

The boat make things wet.

[–] Real_User@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] christian@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

All four views were me but I only was replaying it because I fell asleep before the end the first three times.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

No link?!? How will I sleep tonight??

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

this post got more comments than that video has views

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

The moon's pull on the ship is greater than the moon's pull on the ocean.

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

It’s because all of the other ships they tested sank to the bottom and it’s perched on top those very-smart

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

because the boat is held up by faith in the one true God, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

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