this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2025
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Not me though. I'm a Melina alt.

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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

I’m a based_ball alt

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

I'm also Melina

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

I don't have the energy to be a z poster alt, homie has to be slamming red bulls all day to keep that up

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Im three kids in a trenchcoat

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

I'm John Kerry

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

I'm a b_poster

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago
[–] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

z_poster old trans woman arc

[–] Koolio@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago
[–] Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've known to be a Z_Poster alt was my calling in life ever since I was a small child.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

As far back as I can remember I wanted to be a Z_poster

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

I just found out that Z poster has a bunch of alts and I am also one of those alts in the same thread. I was very surprised, especially since I usually disagree with Zposter on things.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

I'm a Melina alt.

there are dozens of us

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Im not yet. Zposter dm me and I'll give you my pw

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

will the real Z poster please stand up

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

there I posted the z

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

I am Spartacus

Wait shit wrong bit

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

good luck banning ME, mods! I'm behind 12 ~~sockpuppet alts~~ legitimate and real accounts!! hahaha

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Power dynamics

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

I am a John Kerry alt (went back in time and made an alt in the day the site opened)

[–] jack@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

ukraine? more like u-gotta-go