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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

it's actually powdered piss so not technically piss until it get sweaty

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago
[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

wrong, owls are stored in the bowels

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

meow-knit no, no you're lying. You have to be.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Well... Vore wasn't something I expected today

aware

fml

[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago
[–] brain_in_a_box@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Saddam Hussein

[–] Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Mine just have microplastics in them from all the years of eating only microplastics.

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There is another pair of balls stored inside your balls. That's where.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Matryoshka balls

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

nothing is, that's why you don't need them?

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

The bladder. Which is housed in the balls.

[–] shath@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago
[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago
[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Posts Ben Garrison edit with the electric cars

[–] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Uno reverse!

My balls stopped working from HRT and I can pee just fine!

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago
[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Apparently piss is stored in the robot.

So if that's where all the piss in the balls went, I'm assuming the balls are now full of battery acid

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago