Why is this mfer still walking and talking
this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2025
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The native americans need a racist art project. "The white people are immigrants that came here from abroad illegally and ruined this country. We need mass deportations now!"
Yes please! I volunteer to be Whitey if it’s a perfoart piece.
Can we stop editing his head. It's getting out of control and looks plain fake.
I will never miss an opportunity to link this:
This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen. Thank you.
I agree, I came here to say this. No one has a face that is that small, we should stop editing it
He should sue Rick & Morty for using his likeness without permission.
I genuinely can't tell which ones have been edited anymore.
Oh hey, you know who is a dual citizen? Melania Trump.
If Charlie’s head was any bigger Mr. Potato Head would sue.
I don't like making fun of appearances and all...but that dude is a giant asshole. So guess it's good it looks like he can go fuck himself.
I think that Trump may be a little offended that Charlie here is stealing his "executive power" to decide who's American....
I'm Canadian and doesn't know much about this asshole, but I heard an interview with him recently where he claimed the Democrats were preparing a law to legally kidnap children in California.
He made me want to throw a hammer at his face while pointing out the current ICE raids.
Impressive aim. That's a small target.
Egg Face said what?
Oh, okay.
Beaverman said what?
"Real America's voice"
Hi, God of the U.S.A - Charlie Kirk
I guess no one will be American from now on then uh.