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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

name: removed removed removed

occupation: removed

Place of residence: 105 removed removed removed removed removed street

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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Name: Luibeanogi Brocyznspinchi

Occupation: Hustler (unemployed programmer begging for work)

Place of residence: In the manhole next to the dumpster in the alley, close to the gunshop about 200 meters from where Sam Altman lives.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Please spinichi don't miss hst-gun

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

your full legal name, current occupation and place of residence.

But it should really be

your full legal name, current occupation, and place of residence.

I have a strong belief in the comma

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 7 hours ago

Mark, McMarkson

Mark, Marksman

Mark, St, Mark,sville

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Hexthismess Full time cheetah The Savannah

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 9 hours ago

Hey i know your cousin he sells flavuured corn snacks

Could I know how often you are alone and how schedule of when your home is empty? What's your thoughts about reporting things like assault or burglarly?

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 2 points 7 hours ago

Mr John Q Peepee, owner and proprietor of this here general store, Peepee’s Misc. & Sundry at Assbutt Road, Your moms house, Nebraska

Mailing address is the same

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 3 points 8 hours ago

McGillicuddy McMacsonton

Hamburgler, chicken nugget fondler. CEO

8675309 tutone dr. East Bumblefuck.

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Is that name, job, abode or all of the above

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 2 points 8 hours ago

Beef "Porkbone" Hamsworth III
SVP AI Meat Experiences, Arby's Restaurant Group
Nacoochee Dr NW, Atlanta, GA

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