This comm already exists. It'd called bad posting and you gamble with whether or not you make a good post or bad post
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
99% of gamblers quit just before they win big
Me, gambling with a bunch of communists who think they're funny: "You wanna put it all on red as well? Haha, I get it!"
Is it true that you get a hundred free spins every time you read theory?
If i perform X task in return for Y compensation is that "free"
You gotta hand back your spins brother.
hit me

Pictured: The Hexbear Casino
What about c/shambling instead?

c/fumbling and it's our new dating comm
is this the comm i talk about my umamusume addiction on
oooh can we gamble with fake currency? hexcoins?
no we can use my crypto currency, less regulations on it
Hexbear is already a crypto currency so it works
Your hard earned hexcoins from the bear market need a place to be spent to boost the economy so I approve of this. I can't wait to hit 3 beanises on the slot machine and win communism.
all in on dort owl posts
i have been begging for this for years. we could collectively make millions on predictit.
Someone just make a bot that rolls a die that we summon with "!roll1d20" or something, and it replies with the result.
GOOD post 