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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 17 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (7 children)

That's fucking rich. Your country is the worst and most prolific of the colonisers. You don't even have a culture of your own. Everything about your country is stolen from your neighbors or your conquests abroad. How many nations can never be themselves again thanks to your country. Go cry about it, racist.

Edit: failed to notice the comm. I await my flaying.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 19 points 4 weeks ago

That's the joke they are making about this, but I appreciate how passionate you are.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Do not take anything from this comm serious. It is a space for intentionally bad posts.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 15 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh my, I bit on that hook didn't I. This is what happens when I start scrolling before I've had my coffee. I will leave it up so my shame may be laid bare.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago

Having shame is against badposting principles.

It's okay, the comm is bad posting but good comments are still allowed

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 15 points 4 weeks ago
[–] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Head's up, this is in the "badposting" community which is for non-serious jokey posts. The post is probably being ironic.

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Pretty much. It’s just making fun of the current wave of Reform supporters who are saying immigrants are “replacing us” and “erasing our culture” while pointing out how ironic it is for British people to be saying this

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 12 points 4 weeks ago
[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

I will not flay you for taking a badpost seriously. I will salute you for dunking on the kkkolonizers.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

No, I appreciate this energy

[–] huf@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

what is this, 4th century posting?

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

There have actually been so many invasions of the br*tish isles that I can't tell which one they are referencing.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

there were only two where the invaded people were brits, i think. so this is either the roman invasion or the anglo saxon one.

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

the normans invaded anglo-saxon lands though

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

simple fuckin as mate. look the local grocer is from pakmanistan. im not sayin get out but learn to speak bloody fuckin english mate. i go in and ask for a whirlydirly and the lad has no clue what im talking about. just a stone look on his face. i ask him how bout a floppywompledum then??? fuckin nothin mate. asks me if i need help ringing me mum to pick me up because he assumed im drinking. fuckin hell. i was but that’s not the point mate.

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

Time to repost an ancient meme

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

The Normans and their culture are a blight to this mediocre island and I will defend with my life. Besides, they are allied with the fr*nch

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago

India looking at unironic posts like these

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn, huge commitment to the bit. I wouldn't have been able to continue the sentence when you got to "stealing our cultu-" bfffffhahhahahahahhaahahhaha as if Brits had a culture to steal. Good one

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

I cringed inside a little but also I am running on no sleep so my sense of cringe is basically dead right now.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

Now I'm going to celebrate proper Native English culture an drink a porcelain cup of tea while eating some tikka masala and after I'll go drink some Stella and get a kebab. I love being English

[–] shath@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

bloody chippy bloke is alright though inne