They better like pineapple
this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2025
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Nice
I'd be in the center of an uproar.
I got mine from my grandfather anyway. Although I won't be having any kids to pass it on.
I suppose it's not so bad spawning a few minor Riots.
They probably couldn’t be happier, with a deep sigh of relief, seeing as how most of the others would look.
Not at all
I imagine they would have a multitude of differing perspectives on it.
Do they get all my usernames, or just the one on Lemmy?
On the upside, I think this username wouldn't be hard to spell out for people. There's no downside, mine is a perfect username.
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meh not that bad compared to most other names
Probably not too much
As long as they don't become Swedish and take a culinary career they should be fine.
Hate-on for musical Mermaid Deadpool?
It's... ok?
They will carry the greatest name one could carry. Do you know who I am.
That will entirely depend on people remembering JarJar Binks so I don't know
Just say "only the 90s kids remember Jar Jar Bings!" and everyone else will forget. Well the 4th movie at least they will still remember 5 and 6.
They cannot draw then, rip
If I were rich enough, my kids wouldn’t care. Money brings all the boys to the yard.
That’s Mr. Porksnort to you, peasant.
Since I am not rich enough to leave an inheritance, my kids will just hate me the usual amount.
I don't get it
Your username is now your sirname, how much will your kids hate you
I was born too early. I reckon my name will fit right in down the line
Probably kinda normal tbh
If my kids are weebs with poor eyesight, it can serve as their nickname, I guess. Otherwise, they can pretend it's just an uncommon surname.
If my children are all psychopaths, they might actually appreciate a name like this.