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[–] lol_idk@piefed.social 78 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 56 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don’t think they’d care.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I wish I could be so lucky.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

https://www.usa.gov/name-change

Assuming you're American, based on your username and instance. Hope that helps.

[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Less than I hate the urologist who was supposed to prevent this.

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[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 1 points 3 days ago

If my children are all psychopaths, they might actually appreciate a name like this.

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They would probably find it pretty cringe

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Think about it though. In like 100 years, the irony will wear off, and you'll have Millers, Carpenters, Smiths, and fucking Gigachads. It'd work, it just might take awhile.

[–] Get_Off_My_WLAN@fedia.io 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hey you kids, get off my WLAN!

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 2 points 3 days ago

If you’re still using some old and insecure encryption, you’re basically inviting the kids to practice their skills with your WLAN. If you notice that they’ve figured out how to crack WEP, it’s time to move on to WPA and see how long it takes them to find a way in.

[–] gnu@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 days ago

It's reasonably acceptable I guess, what people would hate me for is making jokes about getting a gnu name...

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

You changed your name to latrine?

It used to be shithouse.

Good change!

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Moderately irritated by having to explain "it's literally j j j all js like the word all J's but not this part" all the time

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[–] Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is basically what happened in the Netherlands in the past.

I once met a woman whose family name was Boschpijper. Bosch means bush and pijper means dicksucker.

Those nicknames were kind of a joke, but then they followed in official records, but nobody cared. Then, after some generations of them having been written down, they were suddenly something important. And now the family of Boschpijpers have carried their name with pride for several centuries.

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[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 3 points 5 days ago

Not bad…. Not bad

[–] Zathras@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 days ago

"No, that was not Zathras, that was Zathras. There are 10 of us, all of family Zathras, each one named Zathras. Slight differences in how you pronounce. Zathràs, Zathrás, Zathrâs.. You are seeing now?"

Babylon 5

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

My kid would genuinely love it, it's right up his alley in terms of humor. My sense of humor is generally quite a bit darker, but I thought of it and it made me chuckle so I used it.

I just asked him what he thought of the username pooptart and he started giggling and went on an ADHD fueled set of concepts that ended with "what if you pooped a car?" But by then my own ADHD was only barely listening.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

With normal letters or forever with the goofy ones? 🤔

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Definitely goofy.

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[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

literally using my surname as my username RN

[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)
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[–] LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

Captain 🫡

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It's literally "TheSloth", so I think we'll all be OK.

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[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 3 points 5 days ago

Probably slightly less than they already do.

[–] Macallan@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Could be worse I guess, right /u/SatansMaggotyCumFart

[–] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I don't have kids, but I imagine they'd be pissed to have to write out such a long name: Jennifer Grasshopper_Mouse? That shit would go aaaaall the way across the page.

My surname has 14 characters. My full name has 23. Forms suck.

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[–] dukeofdummies@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

I get lots of compliments on my username. Came up with it in the 90s and I feel like it aged well.

[–] shish_mish@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

It is the word for little bat in my language, so I'm good.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Could go either way: Good sense of humor but it could still be a problem when it comes to being professional.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 6 days ago

Imagine getting terrible medical news from a Dr. Fartswithanaccent.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They're going to be elated, hysterical, I'd even say!

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[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

Mediocre audio sound quality compared to better codecs out there, but works on almost anything and the patents are expired.

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago

Having the name "to melt" in their native language is not the worst

[–] ShyFae@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago

She would love it

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

They wonder whether I shagged a devil or one of my ancestors did

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 6 days ago

Ahhhhhhh, they won't know any difference.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Everyone can finally choose "dr." option when filling out flight ticket forms guilt free and probably fly free on Canadia Airlines at least once.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

The prophecy will come true and they'll die in the next Great Depression, aka, the "Big Sad", so yes they'll hate me. Or maybe if they like dark humor / are nihilist, they'll quite enjoy the username because at least the death would be a "username checks out" moment.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 6 points 6 days ago

Well, I'm gonna have to brush up on my Metroid lore.

[–] cryptTurtle@piefed.social 6 points 6 days ago

hopefully they like dead things

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 5 points 6 days ago

They're cool with it.

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Quite a bit, but it could be worse.

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[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago

They're cool with it

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