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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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WHERE ARE THE MAN BANDS, HUH? WHERE ARE THE MANLY MEN SINGING MANLY SONGS, HUH?

I'LL TELL YOU WHERE, THOSE WOKES DOWN IN COMMIEWOOD TOOK THEM OUT THE BACK AND SHOT 'EM LIKE OL' YELLER AND EVERY RED BLOODED MAN BAND LOVER IS NEXT

NO MORE BACKSTREET MEN
NO MORE MEN II MEN
NO MORE MANZONE

JONAS MEN? KILLED

VENGA MEN? VENGA DEAD

NO MORE DISCRIMINATION. FREE THE MEN!

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[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Men Without Hats? Did woke take their hats??? GIVE THE HATS BACK!!

[–] smokeppb@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

Men At Work? They need to be at work JAMMIN and not in meetings changing their PRONOUNS!

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

we need they/them bands

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

MMMAN BOP A DOOBIE DAP A MAAAN BOP A WOOBIE WAAB A MAAAN BAP A WHOOPIE WHAP A WOOOOAHH OOHH MAAAN

HOLD ME NOW

I'M 6 FEET FROM THE EDGE AND IM THINKIN

MAYBE 6 FEET

AINT SO FAR DOWN

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

NO MORE BACKSTREET MEN NO MORE MEN II MEN NO MORE MANZONE

JONAS MEN? KILLED

VENGA MEN? VENGA DEAD

NO MORE DISCRIMINATION. FREE THE MEN!

This would go so hard as a 30 second old school hardcore song.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

The woke gestapo are forcing us to call it the A-they/them break.

[–] aebletrae@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

They're all in the past, hanging out with Manfred Mann and Men at Work. So you need to get yourself a time manchine. Or a record player, I guess.

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

how about

fire arm-LMAN-O-WARarm-Rfire