"I want to know more about Pete Buttigieg's sex life" says Tucker Carlson.

It fact, this is the thing about queerphobes, they are obsessed with the genitals and sex lives of queer people to the point that they can't look at anything that involved queer people without thinking of gay sex. That's why they think sfw material that just happens to have a gay person in it is pornography, because they have sexualised queer people to within an inch of their lives.

"So you like having dicks in your mouth, but you don't currently have any dicks in your mouth. Curious.

In a July 2024 broadcast, Carlson likewise cited his producer. “My producer’s like, ’No, it’s totally a pose. He was dating women just a few years ago. That’s totally fake.’ He’s not gay at all,”

Hold on, a guy that likes men AND women????? That's suuuuper sketchy 🤨🤨🤨
Maybe we should have a name for that... Duo-sexual? Hmm, needs more brainstorming...

I would LOVE to see Tucker grill Buttigieg on gay sex. I hope he does it.

"I want to watch" -Tucker Carlson

Tucker waxing nostalgic for his boarding school and fraternity days?

Tucker Carlson is "fake straight" and should answer questions about being straight.

So , a white, cis, hetro male is gatekeeping being gay?

Yeah that tracks.

I’m having trouble processing the meaning of this insane claim. It does not compute.

Fake: Tucker Carlson Gay: Buttigieg

4chan post confirmed

What a weird take to say out loud.

Tucker needs some new masturbatory material.

Yes, a capable politician is going to choose the hardest path to advance his career by claiming to be gay. Like playing US politics on super hard mode.

What questions would you ask someone if you thought they were fake gay?

Serious replies only.

Tucker will confim from his own experience?

Why does this give me "gaycation" vibes?

Tucker is the real hard gay.

What a weird thing to say.

Tell us what it’s like being a “fake straight”, Tucker.

So, what we're saying is...

he "will be caught buying crack from a gay prostitute going, 'we were just playing tummy swords.' And then he’ll deny it going, 'I did not perform a homosexual act.' 'no, you didn’t. Elton John is a homosexual act. You just blew that guy. It’s okay.'" -Robin Williams

The guy who got mad that the green M&M was losing her sexy boots, and likened Trump becoming president again to daddy being home and giving out spankings is being weird about sex? I would never have guessed.

Why are we still paying attention to anything Tucker Carlson says?

No, Tucker, he still won't have sex with you. Not because he's not gay, but because you are a boner killer.

He's a fake human, he always looks like the firmware update didn't take.

Tucker Carlson claiming he has the power to issue the gay certification test is some wild shit. Is it just a slow news day at the propaganda factory or is he like trying to proposition Pete?

I mean if you haven’t seen the weird tucker Carlson thing with a bunch of greased up men in it uh idk man I don’t even remember what it was but boy does it make me not question that he understands what gay is… but uhhhhh it sure sounds like tucker just wants Pete to prove it by sucking his dick and is mad that he won’t.

is this parody?

Now, Pete, I'm going to need to describe it in great detail, exactly how it feels to enter another man... or else how will I know?

This seems like maybe the last thing we should be concerned about right now.

"I did gay to be cool and popular. President, maybe!"
-- not gay Pete

No Tucker, you first.