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And that’s basically it!
This man is so far in the closet, he's inside a closet in a random house in Narnia.
The fuck does he know about sex? His name is Tucker.
There's literally "butt" in his name. What about you, Tucker fucker? I remember that Putin interview when you took his cock so fucking deep.
There’s literally “butt” in his name.
This is the level we're dealing with not only with Cucker Tarlson but all of US, erm, "political discourse".
Frankly, I've always pronounced his last name "booty judge" because why not.
Sounds like Tucker wants to get topped.
I always thought a bow tie was the same as a woman wearing a bandanna, a declaration that you are gay and that you have pride about being gay.
Oh, certainly not! True, all of the men I know now who wear bow ties regularly are gay, but not the guy I knew back when I was a high school senior. Y'know, good, solid, conservative Limbaugh listener. Had a girlfriend even—back home, while he was at college—you wouldn't know her. Real friendly, he'd invite me over to his apartment to talk computers, share his university Internet login password with me, that kind of thing. Yup yup. Totally. 110% straight.
Tucker Carlson should try to fuck a pig live on air to prove he doesn’t get a hard-on while fucking a pig… you know… to prove he’s not a zoophiliac
Did he get tipped-off by Lady Graham?
Obviously he considers himself an authority on gay sex.
C’mon Tucker. Offer yourself to prove how gay Pete is or isn’t.
Guys, Tucker is right. Pete doesn't have blue hair and a nose ring. /sarcasm
Why even repeat this cunt's message even if you oppose it? Best thing to do is let this drug of society fall into obscurity where they can do minimal damage.
This coming from a guy who tans his testicles.
I'm a STRAIGHT Conservative who wants to MURDER GAY CHILDREN and I would GLADLY suck a Penis just to PROVE how Straight I am!
Tucker has always seemed a little "sweet" to me. He's probably bi and really wants to know what it's like
I gotta say that this is the first gay circlejerk I'd pay to see! Or ever see!
I'm getting a fake hard on from all this projection. Of all people to say something as dumb as this.