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Taking on a new project at work (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 months ago by FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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It’s literally called “Bussy Lake”. I’m going to get so fired. How am I supposed to seriously talk about this?? “Hey geotech did you finish that Bussy drilling yet?”; “Do we need to dewater the Bussy or will it be dry enough?”; “what type of prep work will Bussy require - stripping and grubbing?”. How am I not supposed to refer to the lake itself as the “Wet-Ass Bussy?”

Regardless- I love projects like this where I can put a folder on my desktop labeled “Bussy Photos” just to fuck with IT lmao

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[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wish I had a new project at work but nope still assigned to hexbear

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Intel core i69 Bussy Lake

[–] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

I have been working MEP engineering jobs for over a decade. If we ever got a job called "Bussy Lake" you would never hear the fucking end of it in your entire life. You would quit that company and move on and 20 years later one of your old work homies would call you up to go get some beers and I guarantee the Bussy Lake would come up. Get that bussy! You only have to refrain when you talk to the client. In-house, anything goes.

Also: GOOD post. Get the fuck out of here.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 9 points 3 months ago

Give that Bussy everything you've got

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

I'm busy with Bussy

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fedposter, this is a good post.

Remember to make an album "getting dirty deep in bussy"

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

* an good post

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

HR @all: Attention! Going forward it will be a fireable offense to ask the clients or coworkers anything resembling the phrase "Who need they Bussy Lake?"

Unless of course this was initiated by GOB and this is the point

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

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