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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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Embarrasing? Embarassed. Emberassing? Emberrased. Emberassed? Embarrassed.

One of those has to be it. Fuck English fr. meow-tableflip

ohnoes

Thank Beanis for spell checking!

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

just write "pregnant" instead

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"When I farted in public, I became pregnant"

thinking-about-it

[–] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

this is normal in mexico btw

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Frijoles is the father. beanis

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Is this a reference to a meme I'm unaware of?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

just riffing on the false friendness of english "embarrassed" and spanish "embarazado" (pregnant)

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Aha, thank you.

^I^ ^don't^ ^know^ ^Spanish^

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

me neither, but this is one of those "famous" false friend pairs that get brought up frequently on the internet

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

I'm bear assing

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Look at this dweeb who can't spell imbareassed lol farquaad-point

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah I'm pretty emberassed (my ass is sunburned)

[–] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

No no, you mean amberassed, it's when you get a tan on your bum

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, no, actually I'm ambreassed. My ass smells like resin

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

embarristerd

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Embearassing.

What about 'borzhwazee'?

[–] booty@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

standardized spelling was a mistake. retvrn to spelling phonetically. let yer accent inda ya riting yeeeeeeeehaw

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

English isn't even standardized

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Embarassing [sees red line underneath] FUCK

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

I never get it on the first try. maddened

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It is unbararresssed but it is normal to be confused so you shodunt be renberesssed.

No sweat! ( T_T)\(^-^ )

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm barassed for you