just write "pregnant" instead
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
"When I farted in public, I became pregnant"
this is normal in mexico btw
Frijoles is the father.
Is this a reference to a meme I'm unaware of?
just riffing on the false friendness of english "embarrassed" and spanish "embarazado" (pregnant)
Aha, thank you.
^I^ ^don't^ ^know^ ^Spanish^
me neither, but this is one of those "famous" false friend pairs that get brought up frequently on the internet
I'm bear assing
Look at this dweeb who can't spell imbareassed lol
Yeah I'm pretty emberassed (my ass is sunburned)
No no, you mean amberassed, it's when you get a tan on your bum
Ah, no, actually I'm ambreassed. My ass smells like resin
amber
Amber.
embarristerd
Embearassing.
What about 'borzhwazee'?
standardized spelling was a mistake. retvrn to spelling phonetically. let yer accent inda ya riting yeeeeeeeehaw
English isn't even standardized
Embarassing [sees red line underneath] FUCK
I never get it on the first try.
It is unbararresssed but it is normal to be confused so you shodunt be renberesssed.
No sweat! ( T_T)\(^-^ )
I'm barassed for you