Let it slip then chase it for the rest of my life.
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2025
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Let it slip for sure
I WOULD CAPTURE IT I WOULD CAPTURE IT EVERYONES SAYING THEYD LET IT SLIP IM CAPTURING IT
His bears are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
His cat's outside already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface, his posts are calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole comm goes so loud
He opens his laptop, but the words won't come out
He's chokin', how? Everybody's jokin' now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow
Snap back to reality, ope, there goes gravity
Ope, there goes ABC, he choked, he's so mad
But he won't give up that easy, no, he won't have it
He knows his whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter
He's dope, he knows that, but he's broke, he's so stagnant
He knows when he goes back to this bad post, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo, this old rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
His post's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This comm is mine for the taking, make me mod
As we move toward a new world order
A normal life is boring, but capitalism's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Lenin grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Hexbear, lonely roads
God only knows he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
These Hexbears don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who posts
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on, da-da-dom, da-dom, dah-dah-dah-dah
momspagheti
I would go to sleep 
I'd probably fuck it up
I'd lose myself in the music, the moment.
But then I'd get distracted and let it go.
Yes
Is it global communism? Also how would I have that opportunity
Is it like a package deal? I've wanted some things I'm better left not having over the years before I knew better