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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Communism is when you wash your balls

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Gay communism is when you wash your ass

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No that's when you wash each others balls.

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

And Im all out of balls zane

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

I'm an Abundance Liberal so I stand in the shower for 2 hours tutting

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How does one deep scrub without scrubbing the hands?

Who scrubs the scrubbers?

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

These are probably people that use the same scummy loofah for years...

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago

Use steel wool like a true prole

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But if I don't scrub my no-no zone and my pits I'm a stinky guy?????

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

You scrub them well but don't ignore the cleanliness conditions of other comrades parts.

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just not even letting the water get hands and feet at all. Incredible

[–] HalfSection@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

Rubber gloves and boots must stay on in the shower

i use my pores to excrete waste products and the water in the sweat cleans me while providing a protective biofilm.

this is how the Archdruid RFK Jr. taught me to clean my body, using nature magick.

Resist Big Water

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Deep scrub everywhere with yummy smelling soap.

There is no other way for me. I must feel clean and smell good.

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

fresh sheets, then shower, then sleep πŸ₯°

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Yep thats the good shit

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Wait, so you willingly go into water, and just stand there? You even like it wtf

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I definitely don't skip the torso and ya gotta get the feet cleaned

also cleaning the navel is very important

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago