Communism is when you wash your balls
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
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- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Gay communism is when you wash your ass
No that's when you wash each others balls.
Our balls.
And Im all out of balls 
I'm an Abundance Liberal so I stand in the shower for 2 hours tutting
How does one deep scrub without scrubbing the hands?
Who scrubs the scrubbers?
You get a homie to help you out
These are probably people that use the same scummy loofah for years...
Loofah
Use steel wool like a true prole
But if I don't scrub my no-no zone and my pits I'm a stinky guy?????
You scrub them well but don't ignore the cleanliness conditions of other comrades parts.
Just not even letting the water get hands and feet at all. Incredible
Rubber gloves and boots must stay on in the shower
i use my pores to excrete waste products and the water in the sweat cleans me while providing a protective biofilm.
this is how the Archdruid RFK Jr. taught me to clean my body, using nature magick.
Resist Big Water
Deep scrub everywhere with yummy smelling soap.
There is no other way for me. I must feel clean and smell good.
fresh sheets, then shower, then sleep π₯°
Yep thats the good shit
Wait, so you willingly go into water, and just stand there? You even like it 
I definitely don't skip the torso and ya gotta get the feet cleaned
also cleaning the navel is very important
