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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Me fr but take the imperial coding out, leave the monocle and pipe tho

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Hello sir, welcome to the Hippo Cafe, there's no hippos here.

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Got my maid dress on with the cat ears obscuring my hippo ears shhh

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm giant so I can fit many more now 🍉

[–] Helios44@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Carry on spread the gospel

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's true, they're always getting us into trouble

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm a real one and won't lead my troops into battle without taking the lead myself dog-faced-pony-soldier

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Now THAT'S a leader. You have my support rat-salute-2

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Many are saying this a-little-trolling

[–] upmysleeves@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

My understudy

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hippo plus c plus rat equation solved

[–] Moonstruck_Theorist@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

idk I got a bedtime of 7pm I need my dream time to be awesome and cool