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They sound the same, which way is it spelled?

Edit, it's the underwear that is white in this question.

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[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 170 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Tighty whities

Cause they are tight fitting and white.

[–] Tm12@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And mine are never tidy 😭

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 week ago

Get this dude a bidet

[–] Envy@fedia.io 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Envy@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Triumph@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago

Itchy britchies

And in some unfortunate cases, not tidy.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 51 points 1 week ago

I've always known these as the tighty whities.

[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Has nothing to do with the race of their wearer. The underwear itself is white.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

The race specific version would be "uptighty honkies".

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A friend got pantsed back in middle school, revealing tighty whities and a brown stain. After that he was forever known as Skidmark Steve.

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Oof. That's unfortunate

[–] Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Tighty whitey because they fit snuggly and they are overwhelmingly white in color...

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

*snugly. Snuggly is something different.

i said what i said... lol...i'm going to leave it anyway

[–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If it is tight fitting, then you bought the wrong size.

Why do you keep posting this?

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The only danger there is someone may misunderstand and think you have a manatee in your pants.

On second thought, that’s not a danger. It’s an opportunity for hilarity.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Is that manatee in your pants or are you REALLY happy to see me?

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hell son, they sure ain't tidy I'll tell you that.

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago

Not with that attitude they aren't

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Huh. When I first got to Lemmy, I looked around for the no dumb questions community, look like it has grown a lot since then!

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Are briefs segregated by skin color where you live ? /s

Hi diddly ho, my friendly Lemmy-writo!

This might also depend on how much you want to sound like Ned Flanders... So take your pick carefully!

[–] Fyrnyx@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Envy@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago
[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Tighty white supremacy

[–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world -4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If it is tight, then you bought the wrong size.

Does that change the name?