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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

the rapture happened 28 years ago. Only 1 guy was worthy, I watched him go. The rest of us are trapped here on this wretched planet.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

But. This is a good take.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

The only person ever raptured was Kurt Cobain

[–] shath@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

excuse me rapture please give us a statement on the allegations

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

You mean he can't take the wheel?! scared

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jesus hates the wheel so bad he killed the guy who sang that song

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Carrie Underwood??

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

another L for car dependent urban design 😒

[–] axont@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I like whenever a rapture is supposed to be happening because I hop on craigslist or Facebook market to buy cheap junk from local meemaws

Why do they sell all their stuff when they're about to fly up to heaven? Do they think the pearly gates have a cover charge

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

duuuude where's my car? buddy-christ

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

smh, cancel culture strikes again 😔

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Thats because we gave whis some parfait vegeta-stare

[–] dragongloss@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago
[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

bet you didn’t think of that huh apostles