get blended idiot

badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
get blended idiot

EEEEK LET ME OUT LET ME OUT I'LL BE GOOD
you said that last time, no more second chances 
Weeeeeeeeee! 
Everyone get in the bird blender!

too late

Those legs come out of its chest lol
But you deserve a bender. You don't have to be good all the time 
Dort_Owl hornyposting on main.
I don't wanna even know what is supposedly horny about blenders
It's just the vibe I got from the post.
P-please don't put me in the blender.

Haha don't be silly, I'm not a botto-

Not like this!


You should put a content warning on the GIF for animal cruelty, it's the rules of this instance.
Fixed.
Thanks. I see you took it out. You are allow to link it, just put a content warning next to it - something like (cw: factory farming, animal cruelty).
He looks like he will bite you as soon as you release him. Maybe also scratch attack (-1 HP).
My scratches are stronger than that 
Don't want to ruin my fancy blender, you're going straight in the dirt to clean you up