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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

EEEEK LET ME OUT LET ME OUT I'LL BE GOOD

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you said that last time, no more second chances xi-button

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Everyone get in the bird blender!

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Those legs come out of its chest lol

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

But you deserve a bender. You don't have to be good all the time lt-dbyf-dubois

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dort_Owl hornyposting on main.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

internet-delenda-est I don't wanna even know what is supposedly horny about blenders

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's just the vibe I got from the post.

bottom-speak P-please don't put me in the blender.

grabber-right top-use-words

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Haha don't be silly, I'm not a botto-

aware

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You should put a content warning on the GIF for animal cruelty, it's the rules of this instance.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Thanks. I see you took it out. You are allow to link it, just put a content warning next to it - something like (cw: factory farming, animal cruelty).

[–] mx_oceanwater_they_them@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He looks like he will bite you as soon as you release him. Maybe also scratch attack (-1 HP).

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

My scratches are stronger than that ralsei-angry

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Don't want to ruin my fancy blender, you're going straight in the dirt to clean you up