no more half measures walter
this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2025
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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I like big butts
Are you capable of lying?
I dont think im capable of that
I guess I'll take your word for it then.
I like big butts and I am incapable of telling the truth
How will you escape me and 9to5's dungeon???
What would that other guy tell me about big butts?
his opinions on oysters (i am incapable of telling the truth)
20% or I'm walking out right now
Lets say 15% and the fries are for free
Not all poopoo time is peepee time
WHAT??
Drink more water
Legit how
big take, need to ponder that a bit
My take? out. Chinese. Getting me some general tso's and some fried rice
My take is gonna be 75% and I better not hear youse complaining
I'm dieting and I want to order delivery but I'm not allowed and I'm sufferrrrrring.
Return the Slab or suffer my curse
israel must be destroyed
no takes
I like plain donuts. They're not too sweet.
Ted Lasso is both wildly overrated and mostly enjoyable.
I binged watched the whole show while stuck at my dad's vacation house.
It is totally mid ass slop. I loved it. I'll probably watch it again.
I'm sweeppy
Butt stuff is overrated
posting is evil, and i'm going to quit doing it very, very, very, very soon
any day now
my takes are too strong for you, traveler
Japanese culture is the worst culture on planet earth.
take two is my take, that's usually when I get it the best
Arizona tea is the best drink - if you can find it at MSRP. Most gas stations have it marked up 200% or 300% and that ruins the whole fucking point.
Arizona iced tea and 2 bean burritos from Taco Bell would feed you for three fuckin dollars, get the sugar rush from the tea to start your engine and the bean protein to keep it going. Three. Fucking. Bucks. With change left over.
I really cannot stress how much they took from us.
I don’t mind staying lonely if it means that I’ll die quicker.
My take is 70% good and 30% bad
I like punk, but I don't really like the ramones. The clash is good though.
irony posting, self referencing quips, and cynicism entered mainstream western culture around the time of the 2008 mortgage crisis
Covid 19 was a lab leak from Fort detrick.
Like, fuckin’ you know… when fuckin’ stalling for the right word so you just fuckin’ say…. Fuckin’ a bunch? It’s like that the first time you smoke a fat doob with the Mushroom King if you know what I’m saying. Maybe they call it far out because it’s all out of reach?
I really fucking love consuming junk food
Yes im aware its bad for me
I love takes