From where I'm sitting, this recording indicates a lot of effort and obsession put into something that lobs those exact two things in the form of an accusation. 8.5 minutes of repeating the same accusation in 27 different ways. "PugJesus is a loser obsessed with arguing." I mean that's exactly what you're doing here 100%: obsessively arguing and being petty. And then, funny enough, you imply most people wouldn't listen to a weird obsessively recorded message about them. Morbid curiosity if nothing else, don't even pretend you're immune to that.
The number of takes that must've involved... Is sad. Guessing you spent several hours on this even if you're a trained performer. And yes I realize I'm late to this post. I got curious about some of the users defending you after you got really worked up with me over a small correction I attempted to make to one of your comments.
The reason stated for him banning you, hypocrisy, is valid. If PJ had recorded and posted this shit, you'd be giddy to present it as proof that he's an obsessed loser.
Ps. I once argued with PugJesus about something and it left a bad taste in my mouth for sure, just because he seemed both very rigidly self righteous but he also seemed an overall a decent human and btw, he didn't ban me or get petty like you claim he always does. Honestly, showing human decency is too rare in fediverse arguments, so at least I have to give him that. Take for example my exchange with Stamets. He was pretty fucking rude off the bat in an uncalled for way and then tried to publicly shame me for my modlog.
I think if anything your conflict with PJ is that actually he's a lot like you except he tends not to go so nuclear as you do.