badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Something about patriarchy and toxic masculinity or something.
Or the funny answer 
lmao but tenga makes good toys for men that aren't 500 LBS TITS AND ASS FUCK DREAM X-TREME
Yeah but Tenga Eggs aren't reusable. Tenga sells them as single time use, albeit internet reports say you can squeeze some more out of them but still, that's a lot of plastic.
Yeah but here's a pro-tip, the eggs are only $6 and depending on how much you get off it can last you a couple months if you wash it and store it in a cool dry place. SWIM knows this, plus tenga also sells masturbator sleeves for a reasonable price, I think $20 or $30. But you didn't hear any of this from me if anyone asks.
unironically thank you
Abstract non-phallic design betrays a sub(?)conscious yearning for a world where men never existed- or perhaps one where they do, but only as a sort of benign eunuch class.
Lmao
Trans all cis men when
smh the WOKE LIBS are transing all the cis men so poor trans girls can't get their estrogen
For your support you have received one tenga egg and one hitachi magic wand.
I shall repurpose the motor from the hitachi wand into my warn out impact drill
but will socialism get rid of my AI Boyfriend???
You will have the share him with the rest of the commune, sorry.
GOOD post, not mentioned nearly enough
GOOD post 