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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] axont@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I refuse to play any spiderman game that doesn't involve shooting webs out of his dick

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Slinging ropes

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

Finally catering to the male gays again

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Even my bad posts are accused of being good posts smh.

It's literally just testicles photoshopped on spoodemin are yall really that starved for content you deem this a good post?!

[–] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

why is he letting his balls dangle like that im feeling psychic pain just looking

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He's free ballin it

[–] huf@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

it's not dangling, it's being lovingly caressed by the spandex suit. and also it's being pushed back by his chastity cage.

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

What else is he supposed to do with them?

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Why? Dangling balls dont hurt

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago
[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Goofus lets his jellies ruckus

Gallant knows a man tucks his tuchus

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago
[–] fannin@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Stop putting good posts in badposting

[–] DerEwigeAtheist@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Spiderman should also have big boobs, I think. And giant abs, i think that is important.