this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2025
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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[โ€“] BabyTurtles@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

are those side protrusions meant to be pubes...?

[โ€“] Oreb@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Thatโ€™s the natural grass that grow around an ogreโ€™s genitalia.

[โ€“] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago
[โ€“] segfault11@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i need to get myself away from this place

[โ€“] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am sorry for making a post that bad ๐Ÿ˜”

[โ€“] segfault11@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

i could use a little fuel myself, and we could all use a little chaaange

[โ€“] ea6927d8@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 months ago

This may be the baddest post of the year. Congrats, I hope you rot in hell.

[โ€“] TheFinalCapitalist@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Why did you curse me with this knowledge, I was having a good day

[โ€“] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

S H R O C K president-parrot

[โ€“] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

this is not a badpost itโ€™s a bad post

[โ€“] miz@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago
[โ€“] ColombianLenin@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago
[โ€“] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

It's just a the face you make eating a nice pickle.

[โ€“] Awoo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Oh no

I will never fucking unsee this

I hope you're going to take responsibility for unleashing this mind virus

[โ€“] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Shrek is love, shrek is life

[โ€“] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Getting in that swamp

[โ€“] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

the emoji people would have you believe Shrek is one wide-dicked mf.

Resist Big Shrek.