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[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 52 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I can't help but think this would only make things worse for someone insecure about their size because now it's giving potential partners a false sense of reality that will be exposed the second they come off. It also seems weird because this isn't the 1980s where "nut hugger" jeans are popular either.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

That's why I want more than a "subtle lift." I want a massive, exaggerated, cartoonishly unrealistic lift.

[–] monogram@feddit.nl 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don’t hear anything about people complaining about push-up bras, now men are finally getting some sexy clothing too.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Yeah what guy would complain about seeing a woman take her bra off? A guy that insecure is going to have a bad reaction in the same situation.

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago

Okay, but then where are the pants with ball-cleavage? Push-up, for what?

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 41 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Isnt this the opposite of what you want? For me its so annoying when the package is very much visable through my clothing. I also hate when my hoodie or pants fold in my crotch area.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No. We want support so our balls don't slosh around And showing off our package in tight pants is a bonus

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The balls aren't supposed to be supported. They are supposed to regulate themselves to dissipate heat.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You clearly dont ride bicycles.

The balls are the whole reason for the support

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't see what this has to do with anything. It's a super specific scenario, should I wear a helmet around all day because I wear one to protect my head on a bike?

[–] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

And water wings in case you decide to go swimming

[–] yopyop@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dude, we got it, you have a big dick.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago

Heh. But actually i think its more related to ball size and how it rests naturally. While i have an average sized implement, it likes to rest on the royal jewel cushion so its quite pronounced compared to the size. There is zero tuckability, which i wished i had sometimes cause it can look like im having a wood while its in a complete resting state.

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[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago

I advised a friend once that to get the ladies he should put a potato in his bathing suit. He came back after a day at the beach and said it didn’t work. Turned out he got the instructions wrong; he put the potato in the back not the front.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Another product that - like butt/ab implants and muscle filters for your social media - is designed to make you feel insecure.

It's the cultivation of false needs via generating artificial insecurities. That's what Capitalism often uses to sell you things.

Don't buy a pee pee platter, just be more confident in who you are and what you can do.

Also, wow, The Guardian is running downhill huh? Chasing ad bucks rather than the news.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That's why I just warn women about my small penis from the beginning.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 5 points 3 months ago

I accidentally did this recently.

What I simply said was for her "not to have expectations". What I meant was that I didn't want to have sex on our first night together.

She was very happy to discover my penis is above average.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 3 points 3 months ago

Like a field mouse in a snowstorm

[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 22 points 3 months ago

Bring back codpieces!!

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

bask in the glory of my penis

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I checked your profile and did not find any crotch shots, so I found myself unable to do any basking, sorry.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I need it for the back more than the front. I have Hank Hill ass. 😩

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[–] blave@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I thought they were just called “boxer briefs”

And my junk bubble already gets enough attention as it is

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

A padded bra but for cock. I feel like these could be highly inappropriate to wear in certain situations.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 8 points 3 months ago (5 children)

What?

Who is looking at people's junk?

[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] FEIN@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

can confirm ✅

[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

Ever since puberty, me.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Haha perhaps it's a well hidden secret that women also oogle the bodies of men

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago

Guess that's reassuring? Maybe?

Idk. I usually try to hide the bulge, seemed inappropriate. It's why I don't usually wear skinny jeans or snug pants.

Maybe I'm more amused that there are men this insecure about themselves. I can't change my height, I can't fix my ugly. But I can certainly show off a little I guess.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

My eyes are up here ladies, quit objectifying me.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 3 points 3 months ago
[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago

Had a coworker who's pants was ultra tight. Could see outline very clearly.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I thought that said M&Ms and I had a LOT of questions.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is this, like, padding? Or is it literally just extra support? Because, sincerely not trying to brag, I've got a pretty big package and insufficient support leads to extensive chaffing.

If this is just extra support, this could be pretty awesome.

[–] FoolishSage@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I knew a guy who stared a boxer company with a sort of built in pouch for "the fruit" to prevent chaffing and stuff. The company had the genius name of Dosco Jones. Don't know if they are still around though

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It might genuenly make sense for transmascs, other than them I cant see much use

[–] KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

Actually that's a really good perspective. I was chuckling while thinking of the manosphere stupidity, but this is genuinely a good point. I hope these help a trans man.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago

Whatever happened to the art of shoving an extra pair of socks down your trolleys?

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 3 months ago

If this interests you, please take a time to look up exhibitionism fetish and understand that no one wants to seen your fucking junk except for few trashy people

[–] kepix@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

if they do it right, it can be useful for running. running underpants have a little cubby for the balls.

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