Here's how that would go.
"Jokes on you Fraulein, time and space are relative." teleports behind you.
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Here's how that would go.
"Jokes on you Fraulein, time and space are relative." teleports behind you.

Damn Albert hit you with a Fraulein…
Forgive him he's from like the 1930s
yes, but Albert wins with prep time. he's a genius
No, he is a skeleton. They are famously hard to beat in a fight.
Especially because how do you determine victory.
To the death? He can't die again
First blood? No blood
Until someone says uncle? Skeletons don't speak.
Don't try it. His「SPECIAL RELATIVITY ATTACK」strikes at a different time depending on the observer. By the time you see him move, it's already too late.
Depends, are you willing to dig?

don't pick fights with time travelers if you like having been born
I mean, he is already dead, so I like my chances.
You have no chance, that guy's been waiting for somebody to try him
Is this even up for debate
