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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Here's how that would go.

"Jokes on you Fraulein, time and space are relative." teleports behind you.

[–] Oreb@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Damn Albert hit you with a Fraulein…

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Forgive him he's from like the 1930s

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

yes, but Albert wins with prep time. he's a genius

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, he is a skeleton. They are famously hard to beat in a fight.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Especially because how do you determine victory.

To the death? He can't die again

First blood? No blood

Until someone says uncle? Skeletons don't speak.

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Don't try it. His「SPECIAL RELATIVITY ATTACK」strikes at a different time depending on the observer. By the time you see him move, it's already too late.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Depends, are you willing to dig?

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

don't pick fights with time travelers if you like having been born

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

I mean, he is already dead, so I like my chances.

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

You have no chance, that guy's been waiting for somebody to try him

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Is this even up for debate