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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Those are his boobies, pervert

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Nsfw

spoiler∅I=I=I=I∅


[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Bronzed naturals

[–] Moidialectica@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The rectangles with another one inlaid inside are the eyes

The two boobies might be depicting how some Bodhisattva's are depicted

In the end its a Buddhist gong

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

I see i see doggirl-smart

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

His dingaling on the inside is actually one big eye swinging around on an optic nerve

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's those four little dots up there

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Yessss!!! That's actually why I made this post. I was looking at its design and was like hrm It does appear that those four could be its eyes given that these poses make the ribbons out to be more arm-like (lifting arms to sky, proud standing pose with hands on waist)

[–] booty@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In Pokémon Legends: Arceus, there are alpha Pokémon which have eyes that glow red.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I never know if I'm supposed to respond with a real answer, so sorry if I'm not supposed to.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's fine, this is c/badposting which is a shitposting comm, so serious and unserious comments are okay.

In c/askchapo however there is a requirement that sincere questions are answered sincerely, and mods may remove joke responses.

[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank you, in that case, I lied, those are actually the breasts and the red glow is because they are very tender right now as bronzong is menstruating.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago