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I'm not super well versed in the Bible but this has to be blasphemous, no?
A machine pretending to be Jesus? Ain't that a false idol?
I'm not sure most Christians these days are concerned about spotting false idols.
It is literally taking the Lord's name in vanity.
Oops, it's all Satan
Tbf, that may be a step up from what's actually happening.
That story is from 2023
Christians sure do love their blasphemy
Surely the second commandment was more of a suggestion.
They treat most of them as suggestions
Look, as long as I can keep the mistranslations that back up my internalized bigotry, I'm good.
Rules only ever apply to the out-group.
i'm not christian. my god enjoys creative blasphemy. what's your point?
Dear Jesus,
when you return, which Christian pastors and politicians will you smite?
Interesting roster
Okay, what if we build the calf out of copper wire and RAM sticks this time?
You know, one possible reason why Ea Nasir kept that complaint was because it was so ridiculous and Karen-esque and he had the best copper in the region and now he's forever known as the guy with the bad quality copper.
Isn't this like a false prophet or whatever
Yes. Yes it is.
,,,,,♥️ back you.
Satan you say?
in before it asks a kid to send nudes
That's what the priests are for.
His English is pretty good for someone born in first-century Judea.
https://biblehub.com/q/was_jesus_omniscient.htm
Omniscience refers to the ability to know all things-past, present, and future-completely and without limitation.
Conclusion
Scripture consistently presents Jesus as fully God and fully man, possessing all divine attributes, including omniscience.
I suppose that establishes it. Jesus is presumably also fluent in Cockney rhyming slang.
I can finally learn if he masturbates by fucking his hand holes or not!
*wrists
The hand would fail holding up.
True, but then again we're talking about a book where a guy walked across (apparently) unfrozen water, turned water into wine, and died and came back to life again.
Oh, no argument about the lividity of the Bible!
What a terrible day to be literate
Regardless of your thoughts on religion, this is a total trash AI chatbot.
It's just a custom ChatGPT edit: with Bible verses as a RAG, and this guy charges $2.99 a month to unlock the "other characters." As expected, zero external theological reference is used.
I'm more upset I didn't think of it first. Literally anyone can do this.
I bet 1000 dollars that it's not trained on shit and just a openai wrapper with the bible as rag
Didn't the pope already say it was sacrilegious to do this?
All the AIs are trained on public domain texts like the bible, just prompt your favorite AI to take on the role.
But there are issues of perspective even within the bible, like who are the reliable narrators? Who was pushing an obvious agenda or how was the text changed in the ensuing millennia? AI is not a biblical scholar, that's a whole different, more complex concept.
People will just use this as confirmation bias of whatever they want to believe about the bible.
I am looking forward to the Shin Megami Tensei version of this.
A Charlie Kirk feature is expected soon to provide access to the 13th disciple.
But can I chat with Good Shepherd Jesus, the young Dionysian, boyish, beardless, short-haired Jesus of women and lepers? (Contrast the bearded, long-haired, often blue-eyed imperial, Apollonian and sometimes white-supremacist Jesus of kings and churches)
(Jesus' looks and depictions was a recent topic of Dan McClellan.)
I picture my Jesus with one of them tuxedo t shirts. It says he's kind of formal but he's here to party.
Ah so they put the antichrist into an app (cheap imitation of the Messiah)
The Vatican is going to hate this even more, ever since the Pope voiced his concerns over AI.
This New AI-Powered App
Nope.
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