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Like do you think the net guys were doing the roman equivalent of shit talking the guy who was named after a fish? Do you think the gladiators who fought in "Gaulish" or "Thracian" style had Iron Sheikh like personas?

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[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don't let this post distract you from the fact that in LXIX BCE, Ille Vespillonis threw Genus Humanum off Infernum In Celulum, and plummeted 16 pes through an announcer's table.

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Probably yeah, but I always think about the thing Patrick Wyman says, that we always think of gladiators as a contest between sporting equals, even when we learn that a bunch of it was more like professional wrestling than actual combat, but at the end of the day a lot of gladiatorial stuff was watching like 5 professional guys with weapons murder 25 prisoners without them, or torment and then kill a bunch of exotic animals, it was way more depressing and fucked up.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

IIRC some conquered populations initially revolted upon seeing roman gladiatorial games, and needed extensive romanization before they began enjoying them

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Vincius McManius is a dipshit.

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hulkus Hoganus is a snitch and union buster.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago
[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago

Maximus Decimus Meridius showed that if you are good enough, you can change from a heel to a face.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago

I dont just think that, its an historical fact.

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

MFW I got a XXXIII and I/III chance after they throw Kurt Angle, the Greek trigonometry gladiator, into the mix.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

100%

They were entertainers and athletes, you just know they’d use current events or sentiments in their shows.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

Gladiator and Sadiator

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

Beanis style gladiators that liked love and peace were banned which lead to the fall of Rome. They wanted to keep it all for themselves and they rejected the teachings of beanio of lovingus.