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smh this penny shit is so insidious.
used to be a person could get by just by looking pensive around an old person.
"penny for your thoughts?" they'd say.
Now there's no more incentive to think. The only way anyone can get ahead is posting feet pics on onlyfans.
Gentlemen. This is the end of the empire.
'in for a dime, in for a pound' doesn't quite have the same ring to it :(
Gotta switch to βin for a dime, in for a crimeβ smdh
Never heard that one, but I'm adopting it tyvm
Interestingly though, dimes have never been part of our currency here, but I do say 'turn on a dime' to mean a quick pivot, so I'm wondering how that worked its way into my vernacular
That is interesting! I donβt know what all countries even have a dime besides the US. Wonder if itβs just an old cultural export.
In for a dime, in for a dame. Although if you say that you have to be a noir detective.
What about a guy who goes on a rampage because he wants the penny back?
Centsless Violence (2026)
we're due for a falling down remake
Shoulda seen the guy in McDs the other day, he was told he had to use the kiosk to order. Had smoke coming out of his ears the entire time. Red faced as can be.
One time I was playing Magic: the Gathering at a local card shop when I guy came in to pick up some singles. He got pisses and threw a fit because they were three cents more than what he saw online before leaving his house. He paid the extra amount and stormed out. He was super upset over less than a dime's worth of cardboard.
kid named sales tax
penny knock knock knock penny knock knock onocn
Yes Sheldort?
ZIMBABWE
Nobody is going to understand this and someone will injure a worker for giving too much change back.
This is really a play by Big Credit Card so that you can avoid rounding.
You gotta just buy more food to get a price ending in 3 or 8, then you are getting $0.02 PAID to YOU by MCDONALD'S. These chumps are gonna be outta business once this gets out!
So this is what Trump's McDick's summit was really about.
they had to explain how the rounding works to him, specially.
The burger people say they want to make pennies round, but I have been told by many smart people, possibly the smartest (even though I am smarter) they say, "Mister President the pennies in your country are the roundest money we've ever seen" and that's true
Just wait until I start selling pennies on Ebay for $5 a piece.
You know there's already a team of PhD statisticians working nights to calculate how to make the price always end 3 or 8
New Zealand got rid of the Β’1 and Β’5 coin by 2010, so they round to the nearest tenth (e.g. "$4.95" will cost $5.00 if you're paying cash)
youd THINK stores in NZ could just make all their prices end in Β’0 so there's always exact change (countries outside the US/Canada include sales tax in listed prices so it's always the exact amount).. but companies don't wanna lose psychological pricing strategies like $19.99, $9.95, etc π
also, none of this rounding applies when people pay electronically (which they increasingly do)
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Wha... Wh, c'mon man
Anyway
-Former Presinalt Joe Brandon, 2025
What if it's 2.5c 
Divide by zero
no this is hexbear
Hello is this the Krusty Krab?
Here's a little rhyme to help you remember if you should pay with cash or credit:
If the cents end one, two, six, or seven, Pay with cash, 6 7!
SIX SEVENNNN SIX SEVEEEN SIX SEVENN SIX SEVEN
When they phased out the half-cent in 1857, it was worth more than a dime is today.
Really, any denomination less than one minute of typical wages is more trouble than it's worth.