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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Goron Mamdani would make us eat rocks

The only rock I like is salt and I shouldn't eat a whole clump of it

[–] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Goku Mamdani

goku-halal

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I posit a secret third thing (Korok Mamdani)

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Zora are often depicted as racist elitists, the Gorons are chill as hell

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

It took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize they were just variants on Tolkien style elves and dwarves (with Kokiri being the Hobbit expy)

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 7 points 2 months ago

Goron Mamdani would put a stop to the pathetic "weak scrawny Mamdani" memes the right was pushing. They might even come to like him because of it

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

majima-everywhere Cuomo thinks he's finally safe, but then Goro Mamdani appears from under a large traffic cone.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

クオモちゃん〜〜〜❢

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Zohran Kokiri

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Gorons are based, zora are often cringe

Not always but often

Goron Mamdani's got my vote any day