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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] dadarobot@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 days ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

the people yearn for the :NEEERD: emote

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why would you stick your head in the toilet

To own the NERD!

Hey look nerd my head is in a toilet. Triggered?

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

Nah, just you zane

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Better not be chad

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

the girl reading this

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

I'm a jock.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

The difficult thing about my politics is that learning a little bit of rocket science didn't teach me how to assemble and fire one from the jungle during the coming water wars. So I think we need a bigger nerd.

[–] MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

Look at my post history...

[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

Je suis un dweeb

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

We’ve got candy here?

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

No nerds here no way

Negative, I am a meat popsicle

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago

They could be anyone truly

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago
[–] meler@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago
[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Where's the comrade who makes the official reading list/party line? That guy or gal's probably a big ol communism nerd...

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago
[–] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

My testosterone levels are off the charts. I can crush melons with my biceps. I have won several no-rules bare knuckle boxing matches against various woodland critters.

You fucking pussy, I bet you have a multifunction shower head, you absolute nerd. I literally shower under water falls while meditating on where i can get my next steak dinner.

Do you even lift?

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Nope, only preps and jocks here, no nerds here

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Better not be, I'd have to give em one of these peppino-square-up

[–] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Nah but I'm a G@MER

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

i tried to be one but it just wasn't for me