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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

hi! joke ruiner here with a random fact i just learned. women have like 5% less water on average than men because of their higher fat%. i thought the higher fat would mean higher water% but i was wrong.

also babies are 75% water, drying out to the human average 60% by age 12. old folks are dryest (no surprise i guess)

[–] unaware@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

trump-drenched Trump is at least 80% water

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

wow did you just call all women fat??? so tired of this dirt bag left brocialism!!!!!

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

We love our dry boys

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

I don't remember these lyrics from Remember the Name. I must've misheard them.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Don't mess with a FORKLIFT OPERATOR who was born in JUNE

soypoint-1 Wow, how did this ad give me such a perfect T-shirt!?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I'm all out of shit" by Air Supply:

I'm all out of shit
I'm so lost without poo

[–] groKKK@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

7.3% white population, down from 17.5% in 1985 and rapidly decreasing due to the ongoing white genocide