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Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.

Bardella was at an event in Moissac, southwest France, to promote his latest book when a man broke the egg on his head.

The suspected attacker, a 74-year-old man, was arrested and taken into custody for violence against a public official, prosecutor Montauban Bruno Sauvage told AFP.

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[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 195 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Next is milk, then sugar, then you beat him thoroughly and put him in the oven.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 59 points 2 months ago

Custard's last stand

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 104 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

America: throw a whole pre-made sandwich at a cop

France: individually throw every ingredient to make every part of a sandwich from scratch

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I really hope they make a Croque Monsieur with this pig.

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[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 103 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Flour, egg. It’s time for a pie

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 67 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It’s France so it’s definitely cake

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Theres a pain joke in there somewhere

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[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Last time someone in France let people eat cake, it didn't go too well for them.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago
[–] Everyday3671@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No, they are still missing the butter and sugar.

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Give it time. Its a slow recipe, but I trust the French to follow through if its a protest.

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[–] fonix232@fedia.io 14 points 2 months ago

No, the next step is panko/breadcrumbs.

And after three strikes, you dunk him in hot oil.

To be fair I never imagined that "eat the rich" (or in this case, eat the Reich) would turn out Kentucky Fried, but I'm all for it.

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone get him with some butter and sugar and see if he turns into a racist cake

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 months ago

Nope! Sorry. Still just a wet sack of shit.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I guess next would be milk.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Poach@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (6 children)

You can't eat your cake and have it too

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You can, through the magic of buying two of them.

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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 44 points 2 months ago

I've heard of slow cooking, but this is next level stuff.

[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So just milk and sugar missing and he turns into a cake?

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some Morton’s and a little milk and we can call it salt and batter-y. Just deserts, i say.

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[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If the next encounter is breadcrumbs, this schnitzel is ready for the fryer.

[–] stormeuh@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

I think you need to beat the pork vigorously first, to tenderize the meat, you know

[–] s@piefed.world 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

" Let them eat cake " ❌

"Make them into cake" ✅

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

The 74 year-old is a hero and remembers what his parents said about the fucking Nazis and Vichy French.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I'm sorry but this is fucking hilarious

I'm desperate to know what will be next. Jam? Chocolate spread? Cream?

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 13 points 2 months ago

clearly they are trying to turn him into a cake so next will probably be the butter

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Milk and sugar next week.

Free Crepes.

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The Marsha P. Johnson method suggests that a brick is more effective at creating change.

Make fascists scared again.

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[–] j_z@feddit.nu 18 points 2 months ago

Operation dessert storm

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

74 year old badass.

[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 15 points 2 months ago

they're trying to get him breaded lol

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

It’s well pasta time….

[–] m33@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago

Demain du lait et on a de la ….. Pâte à crêpes !!! 🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞

[–] slickgoat@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

They're French, they're making a soufflé

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Guess the next step is to deep fry him.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can't understand if I should praise aiming skills or if the egg was cracked up close and personal. Tried to check in the article and saw what Bardella made of it:

The more we make progress, the closer we get to power, the more the violence from the far left, intolerance and pure stupidity are unleashed

For fuck's sake, he just barely survived an assassination no less

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago
[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Just need sugar and we gotta cake to let us eat!

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago

Bricks are usually more effective.

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

Complete the brunch with bacon and sausages.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Get some sugar in the mix, and boy... you got yourself a cake going.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago

milk, sugar, butter, and then chocolate chips or chunks. icing, whip cream, fruit chunks.

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