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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hmm, low grain. Pale. Dry.

Sorry not good enough.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Shits are green on top probably first time they've been dry in a week

[–] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Those look plumb, bob

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

that posting is too orderly OP is a cia

[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

That don't look like hickory. Y'all know hickory makes the best post God ever gave us. It's the holy wood. Need to beat the fear into the little ones? Hickory switch. Need a good post? Hickory post. Need a damn fine handle for your axe so you can put Uncle Jimbob, yer cousin twice removed where he belongs after layin' hands on your woman? Hickory handle.

And what do you put Jimbob in when you're done? Pine box. Bastard didn't deserve hickory, or your momma, but he got her anyway.

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Hope you used a scythe...

[–] D61@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

All that posting and not a single upbear, smdh.