What about existential sex?
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
It does exist and I'm ranked Bronze II (350 ELO) let's go
not many people know this, but ELO isn't an acronym and Elo was the last name of the guy who came up with it
electric light orchestra rating
I'm stuck in spectator mode :/
Yeah that's why it's called grindr
I'm currently experiencing ELO decay
sex with me is always ranc. :(
i bet there are people who are Really Serious About Fucking, but as recreation not as sex work, and i bet they're cool. i bet that's ranked sex basically
Can you Party with the pros? No, sorry, you're not Serious Enough About Sex.
That just BDSM. Playing support untill master
Yeah. The ranks are Dating and Partner and you only get access to ranked matches at a certain branch of the Romance social tree.
Formal sex is when you are both wearing top hats and butterflies
I don't play ranked i just do scrims with my partner we don't care about rank but i think she knows hers would be higher
fukken elo 2200 at fingering
I don't believe you.