this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2025
41 points (100.0% liked)

badposting

735 readers
228 users here now

badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

i’m a gold at sucking dick,

top 16 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

What about existential sex?

[–] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 9 points 5 days ago

It does exist and I'm ranked Bronze II (350 ELO) let's go

[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

not many people know this, but ELO isn't an acronym and Elo was the last name of the guy who came up with it

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

electric light orchestra rating

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

I'm stuck in spectator mode :/

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

Yeah that's why it's called grindr

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

I'm currently experiencing ELO decay

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 5 points 5 days ago

sex with me is always ranc. :(

[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i bet there are people who are Really Serious About Fucking, but as recreation not as sex work, and i bet they're cool. i bet that's ranked sex basically

[–] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

Can you Party with the pros? No, sorry, you're not Serious Enough About Sex.

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

That just BDSM. Playing support untill master

[–] supdawg813@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

Yeah. The ranks are Dating and Partner and you only get access to ranked matches at a certain branch of the Romance social tree.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

Formal sex is when you are both wearing top hats and butterflies

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

I don't play ranked i just do scrims with my partner we don't care about rank but i think she knows hers would be higher

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

fukken elo 2200 at fingering

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

I don't believe you.