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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

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Do they really have two balls?

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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

They all have at least n+1 testicles where n is the number of testicles of the person speaking. They grow a new ball as a way to show dominance

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Most aliens have as many balls as you'd like them to have. Humans are the weird ones in galactic society. It's customary to grow or lose balls according to your communities needs

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

They don't, they're just pranking you, the little stinkers

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

two?! save some bollocks for the rest of us, grey

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you never realized why their motto is “we cum in piss”?

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

the word interesting comes from intraterrestrial meow-hug