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You should start taking “Fart Walks” (www.popsci.com)

submitted 10 months ago by tonytins@pawb.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Founding father Benjamin Franklin secured the alliance with France that led to victory in the Revolutionary War, negotiated the Treaty of Paris ending said war, signed the Declaration of Independence and the U.S Constitution, discovered that lightning was electrical, invented bifocal glasses, wrote the famous Poor Richard’s Almanac, and ran newspapers.

He also had some thoughts on farting.

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[–] cheeseburger@piefed.ca 41 points 10 months ago

"So I got this great gig modeling for stock images..."

[–] YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 36 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, but let’s come up with a better term. The German term isn’t much better.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (4 children)

What's the German term?

[–] YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 25 points 10 months ago

Verdauungsspaziergang, and Gehfurz

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Flaftenvaften

[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My translator is saying Flaftenvaften is a Danish term meaning, "the evening of the fluttering" lol

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 10 months ago

Now that's a beautiful way to put it.

[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Furzspaziergang? der Furzgang?

[–] Apollo98@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

It seems to be borrowed from English and is just Fart-walk? Idk, I’m not German or Austrian. https://www.derstandard.at/story/3000000301098/blaehungen-nach-dem-festmahl-probieren-sie-es-mit-einem-fart-walk

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

Frat walk.

[–] guy_threepwood@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I always knew it as “the beef walk”

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

The beef walk is when you walk away from company when you feel a fart coming on.

The fart walk is light exercise immediately after a meal to promote digestion.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait people walk for mental health, and not to crop dust their neighborhood?

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Crop dusting my neighborhood is for my mental health

[–] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I fartwalked before it was cool.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

I used to fartwalk to school. Upwind both ways.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago

Its like media outlets publish this every year around the holidays.

https://www.npr.org/transcripts/1218737982

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 16 points 10 months ago

"Gentlemen, we must fart together--or else, we shall surely fart separately!"

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago

He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed

[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Never trust a fart.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

lol, “start”, they say.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I fart run. But golly had to stop in front of someone's house and didnt realize they had a security camera trained on the road...

[–] nostrauxendar@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Do security cameras pick up audio??

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 months ago

Typically yes.

[–] telllos@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Always use the dump and crab move technic

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 3 points 10 months ago

Get fartlekken