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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I notice a real dip in posting in the evening, especially on weekend. People, you gotta stop banging bods and start banging out that content. This slop is the only thing I have going for me.

Fuck people who have sex. They suck.

spoilerWear a chastity device for me

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[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Fuck people who have sex.

Will do!

They suck.

Most certainly!

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Brother, I am so tired of these sex havers.

Sex is revionist

Uh, have you considered that I spent the whole weekend gooning?

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Sex was invented by Big Condom to sell more condoms

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Jokes on you. I post every time I bust

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Sex is a material condition.

[–] DisabledAceSocialist@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I haven't had sex since 2006.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

order-of-lenin

True comrade!

[–] shath@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

jorking it and by it i mean nothing at all

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago
[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Never, if I don't meet my sex and baiting quota I'll get really sick

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't worry comrade, you can just call the volcel police on these people. Don't worry, they're not bourgeois police, they're a revolutionary guard. The volcel pledge must be defended!

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

....... I don't know man