I enjoyed this post, so I'll gladly contribute, not with 50 bucks, but with an upvote, which is worth 100 bucks of exposure.
this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2026
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thats too many bucks but i can do with half an upvote
That's a great argument, but have you considered that I want 50 bucks more and you should give it to me instead?
hey youre meant to give reasons for why you should give me 50 bucks, not the other way around
Only if you do a silly dance for it.
i just ate and im feeling very full you can keep your 50 bucks
Aww beans
You should have told them you'd wipe them out of existence if they don't give you the 50. Thats what I'd do 
thats a good idea but i cant wipe out people like you yet, maybe just wipe as in clean
do you think they would want to give me 50 bucks if I wiped them clean
no
I actually don't have 50 bucks rn but i do have that amount in books if you want those
You make a strong argument, but who has 50 deer just lying around? In this economy?
But I don't have $50 actually I paid rent on the first and looking at my debit card's balance right now I have....$34.58 which is supposed to last me until the 15th please understand
i dont like the number 34.58, you can keep it
thanks, can i have 34.58 i think if i get 34.58 from you i'll have a much more appealing 69.16
i can give you two 34.58 bucks in exchange for one 50 bucks, offer is final
i'd still come out with $19.16 so sure